someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
(Source: ccolf, via don-tdateyourbestfriend)
When on tumblr:
When in public
THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
That’s basically me with a book in my hand in public
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really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
I would like to add
lets not forget about him
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me:
“So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy:
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me:
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy:
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
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(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
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someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
(Source: ccolf, via forever-a-reckless-dreamer)
